Fitness Fails

funny fitness fails

Can we say irony? Fitness fail.

Don’t you dare burn an extra calorie walking up those stairs!

Ok, ok, I’ve posted that picture before. But it’s my absolute favorite and it always gives me a laugh {and a sigh}.

My close second top contender? This guy:

Here are a few more of my favorites to hopefully give you a mid-week chuckle:

 

no sweating allowed (450x466)

Check out #7. No sweating allowed.

 

exercisebaby1 (350x350)

Don’t show my husband that picture. He’ll get ideas.

 

bad math (402x500)

An extra bonus deal for you math savvy gym-goers.

 

football belly (400x500)

That pretty much explains half the football team.

 

donuts in gym (400x301)

Really?

That one reminds me of the gym I went to in high school- I would always, without fail, end up on the treadmill behind the guy in the “I run on Dunkin Donuts” shirt.

 

m&ms fitness (500x375)

Happens more than I’d like to imagine, I’m sure.

 

wendy's diet fail (260x300)

I had to throw in a food one. Just jeez. They must be confused as to what the word “beat” means.


Be sure to check out my update on tiny sneakers: I’m 26 weeks pregnant already!

Playing in the Vineyards

There’s no rule this blog has to be about food, right?

Because although I am sitting here eating a bowl of hazelnut latte oatmeal, I didn’t take a picture of it and I’m not blogging about the ins and outs of what’s in the bowl.

See, the problem with playing with a new camera is that you take bajillions of pictures. And then you have to download them, look at them, sort through the thousands of bad ones, and attempt to pluck a good one out of the batch.

Only I don’t really call that a problem. Just time consuming. And a new obsession.:)

(I promise this won’t turn into a photography blog, but humor me while I play with my much awaited toy.)

On my way home from the Carrabba’s event yesterday, I passed a beautiful sight: Childress Vineyards. My all time favorite vineyard.

childress

I know having a “favorite vineyard” sounds kind of strange, but I solely blame this place on my high standards for judging wineries.

grapes

Actually, I blame this place on my love of wine, period.

Childress Fountain

So naturally when I drove by, I pulled over for a mini photo shoot.

fountain

(Although I was tempted, I did not have a private wine tasting party.)

grapes on vine

Wine: it’s not just for drinking. It’s for collecting bottles too. (Ok, it’s just for drinking. ;))

colored bottles

Wait. Childress, you have a Malbec? Why haven’t I tried this? Malbec is my favorite red!

malbec sign

I could get lost here. This is, by far, the most gorgeous property I’ve ever been on.

vineyard

Have you ever toured a vineyard? What did you think?

Half Marathon Pictures

Here’s some pictures that didn’t make it into my recap.

Some pictures from the race site the day before:

brooks park

USA National Baseball Training field at Thomas Brooks Park.

usa national baseball park

DSCN3147 marathon start & finish practicing

Amber & Kirsten “practicing”.

finish strong

My motto.

half marathon starting line

Me at the starting line.

amber and I

Amber and I the day before the race.

Race day pictures:

pink ladies

These ladies were cute in their matching pink shirts- they all held hands to cross the finish line.

shake and bake

I caught this a little late but the back of their shirts said “Shake”, “’N Bake”, and “That just happened”. That gave me a good laugh 🙂

And some pictures from the newspaper:

half start

Half & Full race start.

race start

Beginning of the race before it got to the trail.

half marathon medals

Medals for the half marathon!

Official race photos aren’t up yet—I hope there’s some good ones. Or at least really funny bad ones 🙂